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Two and a Half Men Seizoen 1
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Dit is een referentie die ik gebruik voor de afleveringenlijst van Two and a Half Men:

Hier volgt een afleveringenlijst van de NBC sitcom Friends. De serie werd origineel uitgezonden van 22 september 1994 tot 6 mei 2004 en beslaat in totaal 236 afleveringen.

Iedere titel van de afleveringen bevat een zin die gezegd is door een van de karakters in de aflevering. De twee uitzonderingen zijn de Pilot en de aflevering "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor". De afleveringen "A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise" en "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers" voldoen wel aan de criteria, maar de zin is gebruikt in de verwijderde scenes.

Afleveringen

	Titel	Schrijver(s)	Regisseur	Gastrol(len)	Eerste uitzenddatum VS
1	Pilot	Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn	James Burrows	-	22-9-2003
Het zorgeloze leven van bachelor Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) wordt overhoop gegooid door de scheiding van zijn broer Alan (Jon Cryer). Omdat hij door zijn vrouw uit zijn huis wordt gezet trekt hij, samen met zijn zoon Jake (Angus T. Jones), in bij Charlie. Alan vind Charlie ongeschikt om voor hun te zorgen nadat Charlie Jake laat pokeren. Toch besluit Alan bij Charlie te blijven omdat hij anders bij zijn moeder moet intrekken. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Charlie, nadat Alan zegt dat Judith misschien lesbisch is. ("Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal" ("De meeste vrouwen eten geen vlees") was de originele titel van de aflevering.)
2	Big Flappy Bastards	Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn	Andy Ackerman	-	29-9-2003
Charlie begins to learn how to parent Jake (who keeps feeding the seagulls around the house). Meanwhile, Alan attempts to get Judith back. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Charlie describing the seagull as he prepare to clear them out of Jake's room.
3	Go East On Sunset Until You Reach The Gates of Hell	Chuck Lorre, Don Foster	Andy Ackerman	-	6-10-2003
Jake brings his pet guinea pig to Charlie's house. When Jake gets sick and goes to his mom, the guinea pig dies. Alan is afraid that if he tells him this, Jake will never love him again. He gets depressed and has a drink with Charlie. After their drink they confront their mom for making them that way, but chicken out. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Charlie explaining to the taxi driver the fictional whereabouts of Evelyn's house.
4	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going To Take A Nap	Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn	Andy Ackerman	-	13-10-2003
Alan has trouble with Berta (Conchata Ferrell), which causes her to quit, which makes Alan Charlie's new housekeeper, but he does a job far worse than Berta. Alan is tired of Charlie's misbehavior and tries to make peace with her and take her back. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to make Rose and Jake listen to him. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Charlie after losing inspiration as his piano smelled like lemon Pledge.
5	The Last Thing You Want Is To Wind Up With A Hump	Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn	Andy Ackerman	-	20-10-2003
After spending a night in Las Vegas, Charlie decides to live up to his promise that he made to Jake about attending his soccer game. During the game, Charlie hits it off with an unattached soccer mom named Kate. Alan sets up a meeting with Gloria (one of the soccer moms) to write a soccer newsletter, but Gloria has other intentions for the evening. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Alan giving one of the soccer moms a back massage.
6	Did You Check With The Captain of The Flying Monkeys?	Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn	Andy Ackerman	-	27-10-2003
Charlie has dated the daughter of Evelyn's new man, and tries to get out. He discovers this and dumps her, but not because of what happened, but he left her for another woman. This makes her depressed and she doesn't leave Charlie and Alan alone. Charlie finally fixes this with a long conversation. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Charlie after Alan announces their mother is missing.
7	If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake	Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn	Andy Ackerman	-	3-11-2003
Judith gets worried when Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's, who walks around his place half naked. Alan feels concern for Judith when she befriends the surfer girl. Jake begins to learn from Charlie about fake and real boobs and doesn't stop comparing them both. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Charlie describing implants to Jake.
8	Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without A Snootful	Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn	Chuck Lorre	-	10-11-2003
Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show. Charlie doesn't enjoy it, but later does when the children learn he is the writer who wrote their favorite jingles. The children choose his songs out of Alan and Judith and he turns the show into a disaster. Meanwhile, Alan discovers that Judith wants a divorce. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Charlie preparing margaritas for his afternoon with Jake's school class.
9	Phase One, Complete	Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn	Andy Ackerman	-	17-11-2003
Charlie wants to dump a female friend that Jake has grown close to. Alan and Rose bond over a game of Scrabble. It is revealed that Rose bonded with Alan to get closer to Charlie. Jake gets mad at Charlie for letting his girlfriend dump her. It was revealed that she was being polite and because she has grown close to Jake. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Rose after a game of Scrabble with Alan.
10	Merry Thanksgiving	Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn	Jay Sandrich	-	24-11-2003
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner. He must also convince his family to join him as well. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Charlie greeting Lisa when she arrives for Thanksgiving.
11	Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	Chuck Lorre and Don Foster	Robert Berlinger	-	15-12-2003
While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think Alan is as cool as Judith, prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he's going to have to change his look as well.
12	Camel Filters And Pheromones	Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn	Robert Berlinger	-	5-1-2004
When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence (Megan Fox) to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Alan, telling Prudence why she shouldn't smoke.
13	Sara Like Puny Alan	Chuck Lorre	Robert Berlinger	-	12-1-2004
Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbour and her sister (who's a hot soap opera actress), and needs Alan to come along. The problem is that Alan gets sick from Jake, so Charlie takes them to a steam room to help Alan get rid of his flu symptoms. This backfires, as Charlie also gets sick, but he has no intentions of canceling the date. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Alan imitating a girl he got stuck with while double dating with Charlie.
14	I Can't Afford Hyenas	Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn	Rob Schiller	-	2-2-2004
Charlie's accountant Stan (Richard Lewis) tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him: Charlie spends faster than his royalty checks come in. Alan then coaches Charlie on how to live frugally. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Charlie, realizing he cannot afford what he hopes to buy.
15	Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick	Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn	Andrew D. Weyman	-	9-2-2004
Against Alan's judgement, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie (Jenna Elfman) whom the brothers find smashing up a BMW in a parking lot with a baseball bat. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Charlie after being told by Frankie she won't have sex with him.
16	That Was Saliva, Alan	Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn	Andrew D. Weyman	-	16-2-2004
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Charlie after Alan explains the rush of feelings he has for Frankie.
17	Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats	Jeff Abugov and Eric Lapidus	Andrew D. Weyman	-	23-2-2004
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death. Events unveil just how capable Charlie can be at taking care of Jake. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Charlie as he attempts to cover the fact that Jake has stitches from a basketball accident.
18	An Old Flame With A New Wick	Chuck Lorre and Don Foster	Andrew D. Weyman	-	1-3-2004
Charlie is stunned to learn that an ex-girlfriend, Jill, is now a transman (Chris O'Donnell) called Bill. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Berta, while asking Charlie if anything new has happened.
19	I Remember The Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn	Gail Mancuso	-	22-3-2004
Judith's sister Liz (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Liz after Charlie asks her about the time at Alan and Judith's wedding reception.
20	Hey, I Can Pee Outside In The Dark	Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn	Gary Halvorson	-	19-4-2004
Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parents' divorce, after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing. So she suggests that they send Jake to a therapist. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Alan after Charlie discovers he saw a therapist as a child.
21	No Sniffing, No Wowing	Lee Aronsohn and Susan Beavers	Rob Schiller	-	3-5-2004
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear). Herkomst afleveringstitel: Alan as he gives Charlie explicit instructions not to have anything to do with the attorney.
22	My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet	Lee Aronsohn and Don Foster	Gail Mancuso	-	10-5-2004
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Jake explaining to Evelyn about his therapist.
23	Just Like Buffalo	Chuck Lorre and Susan Beavers	Rob Schiller	-	17-5-2004
Charlie sweet talks Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place. Herkomst afleveringstitel: Charlie describing the women of Judith's support group.
24	Can You Feel My Finger?	Chuck Lorre	Rob Schiller	-	24-5-2004
A woman that Charlie has had sex with thinks she is pregnant. Following this close call, Charlie attempts to get a vasectomy. Herkomst afleveringstitel: The surgeon, making sure the anaesthetic is working.